Year of the Tiger - Fortunes

The year of the tiger began yesterday in China. We tried to celebrate the Chinese holiday over the weekend. I made fortune cookies and asked Mike to write the fortunes for the kids. Hope they make you laugh as much as we did!

• Listen to mom. Obey your dad. Run in the house...Parents get mad.
• Throwing candy in the air will turn you into a pandy bear.
• Give your toys to a stranger; make a friend forever.
• You will run like a cheetah but walk like a rooster.
• You will grow monkey tails and eat like whales.
• Eat bananas. Walk a mile. Drink your milk. Healthy smile!
• If you use your noses, life will smell like roses.
• Eat your veggies. Gobble your fruits. If you don't, you'll look like newts.

These were Mike's ideas for our Sunday school class's cookies...

• Celebrate the new year. Don't be a fool. Praise be to God. Good luck and much fu.
• Laugh like a monkey. Be sweet like the honey. All gifts are from God. Share with others your money.
• It is the year of the tiger. Grab it by the toe.
• Like the peanut butter; not crunchy but creamy. Give thanks to God. And make real all your dreamy.
• Roses are pink, and hearts are purple. You are beautiful, I think. Except when you burple.