Rob's Skeptical Faith in Santa

This Christmas, Santa opted not to leave a monkey or a b b gun. He brought the kids a wii. After opening the package, we learned that the elves must have played with it before sending it. The CD was damaged and the batteries no longer worked. Not thinking, I blurted out, "We'll just have to return it." Rob immediately said, "Return it where?! It came from the north pole!" After some quick thinking, I replied, "I think Target has a return policy with the north pole." Rob went with Mike to Target to make the return. Rob noted that Target put a sticker on the box and was going to sell the wii again. However, he's currently debating whether it is worth asking Santa for a b b gun next Christmas, so he must still believe. Based on UPS tracking, the replacement wii should hopefully arrive today. The boys have been more patient than their parents waiting for the package to arrive!